m a r c h e i g h t e e n t h

 

The original name of this cereal is "Holy Crap". And boy, are they right! I had the most glorious poops after I started eating this cereal. It was like, a gift to my colon. You're welcome, colon. I love you, too. 

But yeesh, the price! I bought it quite a few times because I love the way it makes me feel, and it's tasty, but I realized pretty quickly that this is simply a blend of raw ingredients available in bulk. 

So, naturally, I made it my own damn self!

YUM. 

Why is it yummier? Because it's cheaper. Other than that, it's exactly the same damn stuff. Exactly.Only half the price. I made twice as much cereal (it may even be three times as much, actually, I haven't measured) for around $10. 

I also may have gone a little crazy at The Bulk Barn and bought mango flavoured cranberries. I don't recommend going into that store without a chaperone, because reckless choices are made. I will be buying regular cranberries next time. 

Is it as yummy as Kellogg's Frosted Flakes with extra sugar? No. But will Kellogg's Frosted Flakes make me refer to my bowel movements as a gift? NO. 

It's the Chia seeds that make this cereal ooey gooey and stick together. It's a very different, slippery texture, but I quite like it. 

Enjoy!!